A flash of inspiration...

I'm on the phone today with the wife and we were chatting about some stuff and talking about people. We were talking about getting someone's attention. Some people were giving her some grief and she did something to get their attention yesterday. Today she said they were being a bit nicer in fact. Her tactic from yesterday seemed to work.

I gave my greatest one liner in life (so far).

"Sometimes you have to use a little electricity on people to get the lightbulb to come on."